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  • admin 6:55 am on March 2, 2010 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Diplomatic niceties 

    Zion Evrony, Israel’s ambassador to Ireland isn’t the most liked man in the Emerald Isles, it would seem.
    Putting aside the passport theft business for a moment, he’s faced other bits and pieces of local resistance recently. A month ago, a mini row was prompted by the decision of a local council to invite him to a local reception. The moving force appears to be Sinn Fein (just in case you’re not up to speed with the politics in that part of the world, the political wing of the apparently defunct terrorist/militant/resistance [take your pick] organisation, the IRA), as this press release indicates.
    Now, as reported on Ynet today, the Council have decided to remove Evrony’s entry in the council’s visitor’s book. The Irish Foreign Minister, whilst noting his disapproval of Israeli policies in the territories, does make a useful point about the farrago:
    “…However, it is a basic principle of relations between States that we treat each other’s diplomatic representatives with civility and respect, regardless of any policy differences. To do otherwise would seriously undermine the ability of states to conduct international relations.”
    Does anyone think that Avigdor and Danny Ayalon are listening?
    Elsewhere, a local Irish newspaper report likens the ‘affair’ to an episode out of Father Ted.
    You haven’t watched Father Ted? Poor you. Here’s a clip from Ireland’s best export, after Guinness.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9xuXQjxMM
    Unfortunately, I can’t embed this link. On the plus side, the whole episode – The Passion of St Tibulus – is available elsewhere.

    Father Ted – S01E03 – The Passion of St. Tibulus

     
  • admin 6:08 am on February 19, 2010 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Tennis in Dubai 

    Israeli female Tennis number 1, Shahar Peer was barred from playing in the Dubai Open a year ago – I blogged about it here.
    Following the justified fuss about the matter, the Dubai authorities had no option but to issue her a visa and allow her into the country to take part this year.
    Now, if you’ve been paying attention to the news over the last few days, you might be aware of the fuss that (allegedly) Israeli Mossad operatives have caused in Dubai, with the assassination of a top Hamas-nik.
    Irrespective of all the speculation, Israel’s official position – such as it is – can be summed up by Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman’s statement of “official ambiguity” in relation to the Mossad’s involvement – or not – in the matter.
    Fair enough – but this position seems to be wilfully undermined somewhat by a tweet on Twitter by the Israeli Embassy in the United Kingdom: “You heard it here first: Israeli tennis player carries out hit on Dubai target”.
    According to the Guardian story, the tweet apparently refers to Ms Peer beating the No. 1 seed in this year’s Dubai Open and proceeding to the quarter finals of the tournament, as the attached link reports.
    Apparently. And they wonder why Hasbara doesn’t work.
    Side issue: I’m I the only person to notice the startling physical resemblance between Meir Dagan, head of Israel’s Mossad, and George Costanza, the hapless fictional star of American TV programme Seinfeld? Readers, we deserve to be told the truth…

     
  • admin 6:58 pm on February 17, 2010 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    One State, One People… 

    Tzipi Hotovely (Likud) made a name for herself on Saturday evening political programme “The Council of Wisemen” – Moetzet HaHakhamim – before becoming the youngest member of the current Knesset. The program – as do most political programmes in Israel – involves a lot of shouting, which no doubt prepared her well for her present position, as the youngest member of the current Parliament – she’s just 31.
    But I digress.
    Speaking at the Jerusalem Conference on Tuesday, she came up with a – for a right-leaning MK – startling suggestion regarding the issue of Israel’s inchoate borders:
    “We should consider giving them (the Arab citizens of the West Bank) citizenship…”
    Actually, I’ve changed my mind: It isn’t a startling opinion for a right leaning MK, it is a startling opinion for any MK, except perhaps the members of Hadash. But before one gets too excited, she tempers her comments somewhat.
    “…on condition that we legislate a Basic law that Israel remains a Jewish State. They will then at best have a 30% minority. We must then embark on a national mission to bring another million Jews to Israel from the West.”
    The full article is in the Jpost, here.

     
  • admin 6:30 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Maybe Ill loiter about for a bit after all… 

    …but less of my whiny parsing and editorialising. Israel is far too an interesting a place not to write and blog about, after all. That said, I am acutely aware of my lack of knowledge and awareness about all sorts of things in this odd little corner of the world: Far better that I watch and learn, rather than bury myself in the cesspit of “opinion”.
    (And thank for the kind comments after the last post.)
    So, I think that for the present, I’ll use the blog as a receptacle for the interesting, the absurd and the out and out ridiculous stuff that I come across on the web and elsewhere. But I’ll let you, dear reader, decide which is which.
    I’ll start off with a piece by Times feature writer Hugo Rifkind (son of MP and Tory grandee Sir Malcolm, not that this should matter very much) about his first visit to Ramallah, courtesy of Israeli advocacy group BICOM.
    “I gather that Ramallah isn’t exactly typical of the West Bank, but even so it’s a total voyeuristic disappointment. I don’t know if I have the heart to tell him (a Jewish relative who lives down the road in Jerusalem).”
    The full piece is here.
    Have a good weekend.

     
  • admin 6:30 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink
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    Maybe I'll loiter about for a bit after all… 

    …but less of my whiny parsing and editorialising. Israel is far too an interesting a place not to write and blog about, after all. That said, I am acutely aware of my lack of knowledge and awareness about all sorts of things in this odd little corner of the world: Far better that I watch and learn, rather than bury myself in the cesspit of “opinion”.
    (And thank for the kind comments after the last post.)
    So, I think that for the present, I’ll use the blog as a receptacle for the interesting, the absurd and the out and out ridiculous stuff that I come across on the web and elsewhere. But I’ll let you, dear reader, decide which is which.
    I’ll start off with a piece by Times feature writer Hugo Rifkind (son of MP and Tory grandee Sir Malcolm, not that this should matter very much) about his first visit to Ramallah, courtesy of Israeli advocacy group BICOM.
    “I gather that Ramallah isn’t exactly typical of the West Bank, but even so it’s a total voyeuristic disappointment. I don’t know if I have the heart to tell him (a Jewish relative who lives down the road in Jerusalem).”
    The full piece is here.
    Have a good weekend.

     
  • admin 12:43 pm on February 7, 2010 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Hello, goodbye 

    It’s stopped being fun, and started to feel quite narcissistic. Writing a blog is an excellent way of keeping track of my thoughts: The problem is that it doesn’t actually do very much by way of figuring out what other people are thinking, or whether my tuppence worth has any chance whatsoever of influencing the wider discourse.
    Actually, I’m jaded with so called “social media” in general: there is a lot of excellent potential waiting to be tapped, but generally – and there are a number of notable exceptions, I must say – it’s all about “Me, Me, Me…”
    I’ll keep the page open for a while. I may find a couple of amusing things to post. Or I may even change my mind, who knows?
    But thanks for reading. It was fun writing this blog, and it is always a privilege to be told that occasionally I do make sense.
    Take care.

     
  • admin 8:20 am on December 30, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Im cold 

    …so cold. At least, after the miserable weather in London this week, *winter* in Tel Aviv will be a welcome change.
    Leaving Ben Gurion last week:
    Stern Faced Child Playing At Security Expert (leafing through my British passport): What is the origin of your name?
    Me: Nigerian
    SFCPASE (Eyebrows raised): Algerian?
    Me: No, Nigerian
    SFCPASE: What language do you speak with your siblings at home?
    I was tempted to tell her to watch Entourage, to get an idea of the potty language that we use. But instead, I humoured her by assuring her that we don’t speak Arabic. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see an olive skinned type being escorted decorously to an inner sanctum…
    No point going into the pros and cons of ethnic profiling: I have my views, and others have theirs. So be it. But I do object to surly, incompetent small children with no discernible skills other than the capacity to regurgitate stock phrases and questions – I can recite them by heart, and have actually pre-empted them by finished them off once or twice, just so we could get over the preliminaries and move on to taking my luggage apart – determining whether I am a security risk or not. I gather that the job is poorly paid, and many of the petulant children are actually moonlighting students, looking to earn a few extra bucks between classes.
    Good for them: but as someone said told me once: pay peanuts, get monkeys. They really don’t make me feel any safer, to be quite honest…
    Meanwhile, whilst I’ve been freezing my butt off here in London, some stupid sorry-arsed incompetent Nigerian tried to blow himself up on a plane. As if the *good* name of our country hasn’t been dragged through the mud enough already… Amidst all the hand wringing about how he evaded no-fly lists and security to actually get to Detroit, I rather suspect that flying back to Ben Gurion tonight is going to be no fun at all. British passport or not.

    I may be gone some time…

     
  • admin 8:20 am on December 30, 2009 Permalink
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    I'm cold 

    …so cold. At least, after the miserable weather in London this week, *winter* in Tel Aviv will be a welcome change.
    Leaving Ben Gurion last week:
    Stern Faced Child Playing At Security Expert (leafing through my British passport): What is the origin of your name?
    Me: Nigerian
    SFCPASE (Eyebrows raised): Algerian?
    Me: No, Nigerian
    SFCPASE: What language do you speak with your siblings at home?
    I was tempted to tell her to watch Entourage, to get an idea of the potty language that we use. But instead, I humoured her by assuring her that we don’t speak Arabic. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see an olive skinned type being escorted decorously to an inner sanctum…
    No point going into the pros and cons of ethnic profiling: I have my views, and others have theirs. So be it. But I do object to surly, incompetent small children with no discernible skills other than the capacity to regurgitate stock phrases and questions – I can recite them by heart, and have actually pre-empted them by finished them off once or twice, just so we could get over the preliminaries and move on to taking my luggage apart – determining whether I am a security risk or not. I gather that the job is poorly paid, and many of the petulant children are actually moonlighting students, looking to earn a few extra bucks between classes.
    Good for them: but as someone said told me once: pay peanuts, get monkeys. They really don’t make me feel any safer, to be quite honest…
    Meanwhile, whilst I’ve been freezing my butt off here in London, some stupid sorry-arsed incompetent Nigerian tried to blow himself up on a plane. As if the *good* name of our country hasn’t been dragged through the mud enough already… Amidst all the hand wringing about how he evaded no-fly lists and security to actually get to Detroit, I rather suspect that flying back to Ben Gurion tonight is going to be no fun at all. British passport or not.

    I may be gone some time…

     
  • admin 7:18 am on December 21, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    A few things 

    …before I bugger off on holiday:
    (Yeah, I should be packing. But I think Mrs Goy has done it all for me. I hope Mrs Goy has done it all for me…)
    To be quite honest, the return of the “Organ Harvesting” row doesn’t particularly interest me. It’s quite obvious that tampering with dead bodies, without the permission of their nearest and dearest, is pretty appalling. However, as the AFP report makes quite clear, this is something quite distinct from the big stink over the summer, following the story in Swedish newspaper Afton-Bladet: “The Channel 2 report said that in the 1990s, forensic specialists at Abu Kabir harvested skin, cornea, heart valves and bones from the bodies of Israeli soldiers, Israeli citizens, Palestinians and foreign workers, often without permission from relatives.” Couldn’t be clearer: another case of medical arrogance, something not at all limited to this crazy little part of the world. As an illustration, this should be rather instructiveMind you – as a twit twitting on twitter pointed out last night: “If one’s people have a blood libel hanging over one’s head, one ought to think a little more carefully about what one does with the bodies of others…”This interests me far more: A story in the Yeshiva World News about a woman in Ashdod asking the authorities to prosecute the city’s chief Rabbi for contempt of court. The woman had applied for a Hechsher – Kosher certification – for her restaurant: The Rabbinate declined. The woman sued in the High Court: The court found in her favour. But the Rabbinate still resisted. The problem, it seems, is that she is a Messianic Jew – a Jew for Jesus. Them lot are not terribly popular in this part of the world, for some odd reason. The talk backs for the article are quite illuminating, as well as entertaining. And that’s something I rarely say, since I genuinely believe that the talkback facility is only good for keeping the clearly unwell off the streets. There is a bit more background to the story here: If this blows up – as I suspect it will, if the High Court sticks to its guns – it is going to provoke a very interesting debate about the muddled mix between synagogue and state in Israel.(For the record: I should say that I believe, firmly, in freedom of religion. I also believe in freedom from religion.)Didi Remez – whom, as far as I can tell, is the only person ever to work in PR with anything approximating a human conscience – runs an interesting blog called Coteret. His argument, essentially, is that the English speaking press in Israel – which many foreign journalists, as well as people living outside Israel and with an interest in Israel, rely upon – is scandalously limited. Ha’aretz’s English language edition and Yediot’s English language website only translate a small percentage of all their news stories; jpost has an editorial slant which means that a lot of juicy stories pass it by. (I should say that I have a soft spot for two of these three outlets, but I agree with this assessment). So, to redress the balance and educate the Hebrew-challenged public, he translates stories in the Hebrew Press – Ma’ariv, Yediot, Globes and more – that he thinks have a significant public interest quotient. At the moment, he is working on one man’s campaign to overturn the traditional obfuscation of the IDF’s spokesperson Unit. Matti Golan, a columnist with Globes, decided to take up the IDF on a classic example of saying very much without saying anything at all – the story of a politician clearing an enhanced Army pension, even though his actual service was seriously circumscribed – with surprising results. Remez, after his translation, makes an interesting editorial point: “For civilian deaths, even those of children, a common IDF reply is along the lines of ‘the (soldiers) felt threatened and fired at suspects’, and except for a few exceptions that prove the rule, that is the end of any investigative journalism. Imagine the change if every foreign bureau chief or Israeli defence correspondent, took the Golan approach and really looked into the death of even on of every fifty or a hundred dead children. That’s how oversight works – even the slight chance of exposure causes a tremendous change in behaviour.” And so it should be. An interesting story from the BBC, this time about organ donation. Apparently, a law has been passed (or is about to be: I should check, but I’m already de-mob happy and refuse to do anything else in the name of ‘research’) granting Israeli organ donor cards the right to priority medical treatment, should they require an organ transplant. Now, I’ve carried a Donor card all my adult life, and I always will: I accept that there is a very slim chance that any of my organs will be good for anything in the case of my untimely demise, but on the off chance…quite seriously though, whilst I think that organ donation is pretty important, I’m not sure that this is the way to coerce people into going about it. In England, I think they now have the ‘presumed consent’ approach, which is to assume that one is happy to donate one’s organs to science in the case of ones death unless explicit instructions to the contrary are made. Whilst I’m still not entirely comfortable with that either, it seems a better path to take. Prioritising health care on the basis of criteria such as this seems inequitable, at best.In any case, organ donor card or not, who knows whether the Israeli medical authorities will want my innards, anyway? I’m not allowed to donate blood in Israel, a consequence of the BSE/Mad Cow diseases outbreaks in the UK in the mid-90s; aside from that, there are documented cases of medical professionals discarding blood donated by Ethiopians, because they worried – without any evidence – that it might be tainted by all sorts of unpleasant things.I was about to look up a link for the latter point, but I’ve just realised that Mrs Goy didn’t pack for me. Her argument is that since she isn’t going on holiday with me, she sees no reason why she should sort out my luggage. So she only did the Small Noisy One’s suitcase, and now has swanned off to work. Wives! I tell you…As any Hebrew speaker would be able to tell you, the word for ‘owner’ and ‘husband’ are the same in the language. So, to say ‘my husband’ is the same as saying ‘my owner’. A civilised position that I fully agree with. However, Mrs Goy, feminist that she is, seems to have other ideas. Right. I am off.

     
  • admin 6:23 pm on December 18, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    This time next week 

    …strikes by British Airways cabin crew allowing, I’ll be in London following a time honoured Christian tradition in the United Kingdom – getting drunk in front of Eastenders, after eating way too much of my mother’s Jollof Rice and Turkey.
    Nice.
    I’d always kind of wondered what Jews do on Christmas Day. And then Saturday Night Live came to the rescue.*

    *Metropolitan New York only.

     
  • admin 6:37 pm on December 14, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Bah, Humbug 

    …used to be the preserve of the Christian-leaning world – you know, the miserable old geezer who pisses over everyone’s parade each year by pointing out that Jesus was probably born in October, or that the incongruities in the accounts in the four Gospels makes it at least likely that they were narrated, long after the fact, on the 1st Century equivalent of Facebook. Assuming that there was a Jesus, of course…
    Anyway, I’d always kind of assumed, in a not-terribly-interested way, that Jewish history was kinda immune from this sort of scandalous ex post facto re-interpretation: I mean, you guys can trace your direct lineage back several millennia, no?
    Apparently not. This year, the designated Scrooge who ruined Channukah is NYT columnist David Brooks, whom in typically dry and reasoned manner chucks all sorts of things at the nice and cuddly Channukah story of resistance and oil lasting 8 days and Nes Gadol and stuff like that. The link to the article is here (and for once, I recommend taking the time to read through the talkbacks; some of them are, unintentionally, hilarious), but here’s a sample of Mr Brooks humbuggery (I get the feeling that I made this word up, but it’s late and I’m too tired to look for a dictionary)
    The Maccabees are best understood as moderate fanatics. They were not in total revolt against Greek culture. They used Greek constitutional language to explain themselves. They created a festival to commemorate their triumph (which is part of Greek, not Jewish, culture). Before long, they were electing their priests.

    On the other hand, they were fighting heroically for their traditions and the survival of their faith. If they found uncircumcised Jews, they performed forced circumcisions. They had no interest in religious liberty within the Jewish community…

    I could be mean and point out some pretty obvious parallels with the situation today, but I won’t. Not in keeping with the spirit of the season and all that…

    Whilst on the topic of ‘false’ myths, I’ve just started reading Shlomo Sand’s The Invention of the Jewish People. To be honest, I didn’t expect very much – I assumed that it would be either a book with a few kernels of interesting fact buried under a landside of academic drivel

    (academics, as a general rule, can’t write for shit: this, more than anything else, explains the enduring popularity of Malcolm Gladwell. But, as ever, I digress…

    - but, so far (p40-ish) it has proven refreshingly readable. Dunno if his conclusions – which caused a bit of a stink here, when the book was published in Hebrew a year and a half ago – will stand up to scrutiny; I remember that one of the criticisms levelled against him was that he was a common-or-garden-variety political historian, and thus had no business loitering in the sacred halls of classical Jewish History. Still, a well written book means that at the very least I’ll follow it through to the end, rather than chucking it aside in exasperation before I’ve cracked the spine properly. I’ll try and remember to keep you, dear reader, posted in due course.

    And now, back to my mission to taste every variety of Doughnut commercially available in Eretz Israel before the 8th Candle is lit. Reader, I may be gone some time…

     
  • admin 9:15 am on December 9, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Bring him home – Shalit, redux 

    As a postscript to my musings yesterday, about the emotional and psychological significance of captured soldiers: an interesting article about the same subject by Ethan Bronner, NYT’s man in Jerusalem.
    One paragraph in particular caught my eye:

     
  • admin 12:14 pm on December 8, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    On Doughnuts, Gilad Shalit and other Chanukah Miracles 

    When I lived in England, we used to run an ironic Christmas Tree Sweepstakes: the earliest confirmed date for spotting an erected Christmas Tree, indubitable evidence of the commercialisation of a sanctified family holiday (this bit always made me laugh – Christmas has always been commercial), cueing hand-wringing and gnashing of teeth in the petite bourgeois press, like The Mail. In Israel, I gather that the parallel cue is the sale of Sufganiot, Chanukah themed doughnuts. (I’ve talked about the link between fattening food and Chanukah before, here). For the record, I spotted my first Doughnut tray just after Sukkoth, a couple of months ago. Given the passage of time, I think the true miracle of Chanukah is that I still haven’t had my first doughnut of the season. Mind you, it’s a matter of necessity – If I’d started eating the wretched things in October, I’d look like one myself by now…Just for the record: The earliest I’d ever spotted a Christmas tree was on August the 27th, at Selfridges. Quite frankly, it’s moments like that make me pleased that I don’t live in the UK any more. The thought of enduring a four month run up to Christmas, fake cheer and over-priced tat, Wham’s Last Christmas and talk about the Xmas No1, fills me with horror…Here, we don’t have Christmas. Obviously. But there is Chanukah, and to get in the spirit, newspapers tend to look for some feel-good story to cheer the Jewish State up. Something that can be chalked up as a modern day Chanukah Miracle. Usually quite risible, but hey…This year, however, there is talk about a genuine Chanukah Miracle – the release of Gilad Shalit, the Israeli soldier captured and held by Hamas for the last 3-odd years. There have been a lot of hopes raised and dashed since his capture; but talk about his imminent release have reached a crescendo in the last fortnight, with rumours that a deal has been arranged, that he’s been moved to Egypt, that doctors have examined him to ensure that he is in good condition…hell, even Jonathan Pollard has got in on the act.But – and for once, I’m not being facetious – I don’t think it is going to happen.Think about it this way; Hamas – as did Hezbollah, before them – kidnap Israeli soldiers for propaganda, rather than pragmatic purposes. Let’s face it: in general terms, the capture of a few odd soldiers serves no strategic purpose whatsoever. But they do recognise the important psychological impact that it has on the Israel populace, of the capture of a soldier – or, as is more often the case, the holding over of the remains of a dead soldier. This psychological importance thing, I’m not sure I totally understand entirely. It seems an aggregation of all sorts of things. Perhaps I’ll think about it another time. Anyway, the point is that it exists, and that Hamas recognises this state of mind. Thus, its efforts to exchange Corporal Shalit for about 1,000 Palestinian prisoners. And the argument isn;t whether it is a fair swap in itself, but whether a very small minority of the prisoners should be freed because they have “blood on their hands.”So, unless they have completely misjudged the Israeli public sentiment – and I doubt they have, even though Hamas tends to believe what it wants about the “Zionist entity”, rather than what is true – there is no way on earth that they are going to award the Israeli public a genuine Chanukah miracle on a platter. It just ain’t gonna happen. So, Shalit’s poor parents will continue to wait and hope whilst their son continues to be used as a political football by all sorts of scum, pond life and career politicians. And the newspapers will find another Chanukah miracle.I’ve broken. I’ve just had my first doughnut. God, it tastes good.And there’s this. Can’t say I’m surprised.Time for another doughnut. I’ll go back to running in the New Year. Hopefully.

     
  • admin 7:07 am on November 30, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Being Jew-ish 

    What does it mean to be, like, Jewish? On the one hand, it seems straightforward enough – matrilineal descent and all that. On the other, it does seem at times a rather complicated matter. Certainly, I for one would struggle to find anything in common between the nice young men (only men, mind – women stay at home and do the dishes) who’ve been chucking stones at the Intel Building over the last couple of weekends, and the very nice young women (there are men too, but they don’t immediately concern me) who spend the Sabbath soaking up the sun on Tel Aviv’s beaches.
    More seriously though, it is obvious a vexatious issue, as the Jewish brethren in England have found out recently, prompted by – of all things – school admission policies.
    Perhaps one way around it is by creating a sub-group – people whom identify as Jew-ish, rather than Jewish, as the journalist Jonathan Margolis expounds on at length in today’s Guardian.
    Margolis is, in some ways, whom I’d like to be when I finally get round to growing up – an engaging and perceptive writer with the capacity to soften provocative opinion with wry humour. He starts off light, with a bit of self-deprecating stuff:
    “For us, the cool thing about being born a Jew is you can do it as much or as little, as well or as badly, as you like. You can be professional, amateur or pro-am. This understandably pissed off the pros, who marry a fellow full-timer, know all the stuff in the manual and keep up with the latest fads.”
    …before dipping into deeper territory.
    “I don’t pretend any of what I’ve experiences is more than an inconvenience, an irritant in the scheme of racist things, but at school in the 60s and 70s I was still physically beaten and tormented by larger boys…the reason for the violence was, apparently, that we Jews were at the same time unacceptably rich and flashy and unacceptably poor and miserly. It was, I see now, a writ-small version of the confused Nazi paradigm of the Jew as both arch-capitalist and arch-communist.”
    There’s a link to the full article here.

     
  • admin 8:53 am on November 29, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Flight plan 

    I have to fly through Ben Gurion International Airport next week. Oh Joy…
    Quite seriously: The security checks are little more than an irritation these days – if nothing else, I find it vaguely amusing (albeit, if I am to be honest, also a little troubling) that the pre-pubescent security officials see fit to waste as much time as they do on me. One day, they may get to understand that crude ethnic profiling doesn’t work…
    A friend sent me this the other day. I’m not entirely certain that it is based on the Israeli Airport Experience, but it isn’t far off…

    1983 from Modi on Vimeo.

    Why 1983? Because it is one year away from 1984, I suppose…

    Elsewhere: Wired Magazine, via the blog of a young woman called Lily Sussman, report that the MacBook’s hard drive is capable of withstanding gunshot damage. How do they know? Because the nice fellows in charge of the Israel’s security decided that it was a security risk and put three bullets through it. Charming…(there’s another report in The Marker)

     
  • admin 7:40 pm on November 28, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Macheads, the Movie 

    I’ve used a Mac for about three years. I switched from PCs mainly because of the iPod, a hypothetical gadget come to life, a toy that I’d had wet dreams over about since I was about 8 years old. The Mac family of lifestyle/productivity tools are cool toys; they also attract an unlikely, unwieldy community of smug ‘uns too.
    It wasn’t always thus, mind. For a long while, Apple Computers were kept afloat mainly by the devotion of dedicated tech-heads who actually cared about what went on inside a computer, rather than what it looked like or the assumptions one could make by association…
    Apple computers thrived on this community – until they discovered that there were better profit margins in nice gizmos like the iPod, the iPhone and the soon-to-revolutionise-the-world-iTablet. So they dropped the word ‘computer’ from their corporate name and ditched the weirdos whom had kept the flame burning…
    Filmmakers Kobi and Ron Shely made a interesting documentary about the story of the cult of Mac, MacHeads, a year ago. It premiered at Mac Expo last January, and has broadly speaking been reviewed quite warmly. I quite enjoyed it too. (Full disclosure – The Brothers Shely are related to Mrs Goy).
    It’s surprisingly sensitive – it would have been very easy to turn the film into a freak show -underpinned by a serious consideration of Apple’s corporate strategy. Anyway, MacHeads is on at the Cinematheque in Tel Aviv this Tuesday at 10. Worth a peek. Here’s the trailer.

    ps – my hard drive died on me three weeks ago. Nonetheless, I still love my (newly refurbished) Mac. The whole Windows Vista argument had passed me by until I tried to use Mrs Goy’s PC…

     
  • admin 5:45 am on November 27, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Talk Show Blues 

    …so you have a bit of time on your hands, it’s late at night, perhaps you’ve had a drink or two. The radio is on and some angry men (they are usually men – women write letters) are shouting at each other. They think they’re having a rational, lucid conversation. They’re not, of course: it’s entertainment. Welcome to the world of late night talk radio.
    But then you get carried away. Someone says something you don’t like. And before you know it, you’ve picked up the phone and you’re dialing away…
    Radio talk shows thrive on controversy, testosterone and the complete incapacity of man to hold his fellow man in anything other than the deepest contempt. Without these shouting heads, the format would be dead. It thrives on provocation and overstatement.
    So pity poor Eli Barak of Ramat Gan, who thought he was playing by the rules when he called Nissim Cohen, of Bnei Barak, a “bum who didn’t serve in the Army.”
    Unfortunately for him, Cohen, a ‘rightist’ (whatever that means) did serve in the Army. And Cohen decided to sue Barak (obviously, a ‘leftist’) for libel. the result? NIS 40 000 in damages, plus a written apology. The full story is here.
    I actually found the article rather fascinating, opening up an illicit new world that I scarcely knew existed. Of serial talkbackers (incidentally – someone tells me that ‘talkbacker’ is a uniquely English-Israeli word, or at least originated here. Can anyone confirm or refute?), radio show participants/provocateurs and the like. The penultimate paragraph of the article seems to sum the phenomena up quite succinctly.
    “The respective talk show hosts are tired of airing the same speakers again and again. the participants, who want to talk a lot, all the time, are forced to seek other outlets, such as talkbacks or Big Brother.”
    The article then quotes a chap called Zur, described as an “obsessive radio listener”:
    “I’ve been to two auditions,” says Zur. “I told them people talk nonsense on those radio shows. I want to talk politics, to blast people (I didn’t realise the two activities were mutually compatible, but there you go). They took me for a four-hour simulation with 16 other people. You won’t believe what morons were there. What ignorance. There’s no one to talk to.”
    Frankly, it sounds like they all deserve one another.
    Have a good weekend, post-Thanksgiving and/or Eid.

     
  • admin 5:23 pm on November 25, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Eatliz 

    They were on at the Barby last night. Couldn’t make it, sadly – someone was picked (against his will) to be childcare for the evening.

    Their music is worth checking out IMHO: their website is here

     
  • admin 6:48 am on November 25, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Oh dear 

    From the Ynetnews website: Alert civilian at Tel Aviv Port spots government agent planting dummy bomb near vehicle as part of training course. Panic ensues as alarmed police officials unaware of exercise evacuate area; three employees suspended over incident.  

    The full comedy of errors is here.
    A slight digression: I wonder whether Khaled Mashaal’s feet dragging over the Gilad Shalit prisoner swap might in some way be connected to the fact that Bibi once tried to have him wiped out. It didn’t work out as it happens, mainly because the Mossad agents sent to do the deed were as competent as the fellow above…
    Enforced absence was the result of my Mac’s hard drive dying on me. I had no idea it was possible to form such a close relationship with an inanimate object…

     
  • admin 8:10 am on November 4, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    And if you thought that the newspapers were bad… 

    Shahar Golan posted this on his frgdr.com blog a couple of weeks ago.

    It is an interview with Ada Yonath, Professor of Chemistry at Machon Weizmann, and who was awarded the Nobel Prize for Chemistry last month.

    Or two interviews with Prof. Yonath

    Or one.

    As you’ll see from the clip, Yonath was interviewed on Channel 10′s evening news programme by Miki Haimovich. The interview was then lightly repackaged, and rebroadcast as new the next morning, making it seem that she was being interviewed anew by the breakfast show hosts, Haim Etgar and Sivan Cohen.

    It might seem like a small thing. It is Channel 10′s content, after all?

    I disagree. Nothing would have been lost by re-broadcasting the original interview, Haimovitch and all, the next morning. Except the veneer of ‘exclusivity’.

    More to the point, I think that this is only a small step away from creating subtlely different questions to fit the answers that Prof. Yonath had helpfully provided earlier.

    Which is only a short hop and skip away from creating radically different questions to fit Prof Yonath’s answers – and misrepresenting her in the process, of course.

    I don’t think it is a small thing. If I’d wanted entertainment of this nature, I’d go take out a Woody Allen film. To be honest, I find it rather patronising. Perhaps the editors at Channel 10 rate their viewers so lowly as to think that they can only engage with the news if it is live and direct? It’s that 24 Hour rolling news thing again…

    Okay, I’m being a grouch this morning. I promise that my next post will be more positive.

    Again, hat tip to frgdr.com for pointing out the chicanery on the part of Channel 10.and setting up the clip. I didn’t notice it. I mean, it isn’t like I’d be paying attention to the news in Hebrew…

     
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